Mystery Science Theater 3000
Episodes
Episodes
EP 1· ★ 8.2· 90m

Reptilicus

After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.

EP 2· ★ 8· 89m

Cry Wilderness

Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.

EP 3· ★ 7.6· 87m

The Time Travelers

A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.

EP 4· ★ 8.4· 92m

Avalanche

While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.

EP 5· ★ 7.8· 86m

The Beast of Hollow Mountain

Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.

EP 6· ★ 7.5· 89m

Starcrash

Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.

EP 7· ★ 8.2· 88m

The Land That Time Forgot

A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.

EP 8· ★ 7· 86m

The Loves of Hercules

The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.

EP 9· ★ 8· 87m

Yongary

Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.

EP 10· ★ 8· 88m

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.

EP 11· ★ 7.5· 89m

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.

EP 12· ★ 7.8· 90m

Carnival Magic

Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.

EP 13· ★ 8· 88m

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.

EP 14· ★ 7.8· 94m

At the Earth's Core

While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.