Pilot

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

The Dance

Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.

Rules of the House

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

First Anniversary

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

Frank & Son

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

Pulling Together

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

Yo-Yo's Wedding

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

Just for Kicks

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

Into the Woods

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

Mixed Messages

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

A Day in the Life

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

The New Car

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

Getting Organized

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

Home Alone

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

Drive, He Said

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

Bully for Mark

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

The Boys in the Band

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

School Daze

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

Country Club

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

Daddy's Girl

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

He Wanted Wings

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.